One has to wonder what the process is for selecting the ‘color guy’ for some of the Olympic events. For example, the moron working the women’s archery final and bronze medal matches hasn’t breathed in about 30 minutes. I swear, if the archers could hear this guy they’d make him the target.
And it doesn’t stop with archery. Apparently, it’s contagious to swimming. One of the U.S. swimmers was good because she was always ‘moving forward.’ So THAT’S what I’ve been doing wrong all these years. Who knew that my decades of poor swimming could be blamed on a disproportionate emphasis on sideways and backward movement? Idiot…