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MLB Wildcard Round Preview and Predictions

Dodgers vs. Reds: Dodgers in 3 This one is tougher than two-year old off brand jerky. On paper, the Dodgers should take this series and still have enough time to get their nails done before the NLDS. Payroll disparity? Check. Superstar hitters? Check. Rotation depth? Sort of. Bullpen that looks like the result of a…

NFL DFS: 9/28/2025

Swinging for the Fences If you play Daily Fantasy NFL and consume any of the industrial sludge passed off as “expert analysis,” you’ve probably noticed something: they’ve been abysmal this year. Picking chalk that busts, overhyping overpriced guys, and generally torching your bankroll with the confidence of a toddler playing with matches. Meanwhile, credit where…

Baku Breakdown: Verstappen Untouchable, Crawford and Beganovic Rise, Sainz Podiums

The streets of Baku never fail. From curbs coming loose in practice to six red flags in Formula 1 qualifying, from Formula 2 rookies finding walls to Williams finally finding a podium, the Azerbaijan Grand Prix weekend delivered its trademark mix of chaos and coronation. Formula 1: Verstappen Dominates, McLaren Fumbles Qualifying was carnage: strong…

Ten Things We Know After Week One of the NFL

Look, if you can’t draw sweeping, definitive conclusions after exactly 5.8% of the NFL season, then what are you even doing? Watching for nuance? Waiting for “a larger sample size”? Please. This is America. One week is plenty. Here’s what we now absolutely, without question, take-to-the-bank know after Week 1: 1. Josh Allen is the…

DFS Week 1: Daniel Jones, You Heard Me, Value Stack

Week 1 DFS plays: Daniel Jones to Michael Pittman Jr. stacks value, Bijan Robinson and Puka Nacua supply volume, while Mike Evans and Brian Thomas Jr. bring touchdown upside.

USMNT vs. South Korea: Rapid Reaction, What We Learned, & Player Ratings

Are we wishing for Gregg Berhalter back yet? Probably not, but let’s be real—it’s hard to imagine the results being much worse under him than they are under Mauricio Pochettino. This wasn’t ever going to be a walk in the hanbok-lined park. South Korea are disciplined, skilled, and led by a world-class star who chews…