I will twist Torten’s rodeo analogy, a solid pull by the way, and twist it into the upcoming Olympics. The Stain is standing atop the podium receiving our gold medals for terrible predictions last week. Among the eight potential betting lines, spread and over under for each game, I am pretty sure we almost got one right, so if you are in Las Vegas this weekend, be sure to go completely opposite of our choices here.
Indianapolis +7 at New England (53): As a Patriots fan, and knowing my history in predictions posted online, I am tempted to take the Colts in a blowout, you know, to reverse jinx it, but I have to remain objective here. The Patriots should win this game, but the seven point spread is huge for this matchup. With Brandon Spikes hitting IR this week, join Jarrod Mayo and Vince Wilfork, the three best middle defenders, and run stoppers, are now on IR. Lucky for the Patriots, the Colts are terrible when it comes to running the ball. The Colts will have to rely on Andrew Luck and T.Y. Hilton, which is actually a good matchup for them this week. Aqib Talib is a master at shutting down big #1 receivers, but can struggle against the smaller quicker types, aka T.Y. Hilton. The Patriots offense is a whose who of who’s that. Gronk is on IR, and the only household name left is Tom Brady. Shane Vereen is as versatile a back as there is in football, and the best rusher is a guy best known for decking a guy on Boise State, LeGarrette Blount. Amendola and Edelman are excellent slot guys, but the big play will need to come from one of the rookie receivers. Robert Mathis will be in the backfield all game, and Brady will come out of the matchup beat up, but will do enough to win. I see a high scoring game, 34-30 Patriots.
San Diego +9.5 at Denver (55.5): San Diego is the hottest team in the NFL, having won five straight, including two against Kansas City, and one against Denver, and will give the Broncos all they can handle again. Picking against Denver is a terrible idea regardless of the matchup, they are the most talented team in the NFL, and have the greatest offense in NFL history, so, I pick the Chargers to win. Yup, I am running with the terrible idea, and I feel good about it. Weather shouldn’t play much of a factor in the game, outside of the wind gusts that should reach about 25 mph, which can cause some trouble for Peyton, but that is not going to be the difference in the game. Keenan Allen is as good a rookie receiver as there has been in several years. He seems unassuming when watching the game, and never makes the big highlight plays, but watch a Chargers game, and #13 will be a staple. He will end each game with near 10 grabs, around 100 yards, and a touchdown or two every game. Ryan Matthews is running like the first rounder they expected when they drafted him several years ago, and Phillip Rivers might be the second best quarterback in the league right now. Yes, I just punched myself in the gut after writing that, but he is truly playing the quarterback position as good as anyone not named Peyton Manning. In order to win the game, the Chargers need to keep the score reasonable, and they will, easily covering the spread, and just coming in on the under. I pick the Chargers, 28-24.