USMNT vs. South Korea: Rapid Reaction, What We Learned, & Player Ratings

Are we wishing for Gregg Berhalter back yet? Probably not, but let’s be real—it’s hard to imagine the results being much worse under him than they are under Mauricio Pochettino. This wasn’t ever going to be a walk in the hanbok-lined park. South Korea are disciplined, skilled, and led by a world-class star who chews up defenders for breakfast. But what we got was a comprehensive 2-0 defeat that could have been uglier than a post-3 a.m. Jack in the Box run.

What We Learned

The Center Back problem is DEFCON 1
Remember after the 2022 World Cup when optimism was bubbling? When all we needed was to find Tim Ream’s successor before he hit Social Security eligibility and pray Walker Zimmerman could stop looking like an MLS lifer pretending at the varsity dance? Yeah, that problem wasn’t solved. It’s metastasized. It looks like Ream is gonna be one of the guys in ’26, and that’s fine if someone athletic like Chris Richards is his partner, but if either one gets hurt, it’s curtains.

Tristan Blackmon is not the answer
This isn’t a personal attack. Blackmon’s a nice story, having a nice season for a nice Vancouver side. But nice doesn’t stop Son Heung-min. He was cooked for Korea’s opener (though VAR might’ve bailed him out if it was in use), and charitably kept trying to donate possession back to Seoul. International quality? Not unless we’re playing in the Concacaf Retirement League.

Sergiño Dest is the sun
Without him, the U.S. attack is a solar eclipse: just darkness and disappointment. Every threatening moment came from his marauding runs. Every. Single. One. His final product will always be chaos—he’s that friend who insists on doing tequila shots before a job interview—but his presence changes the entire vibe of this team. Without him, we’re negative goals.

Pochettino might be a fraud
This isn’t overreaction theater—it’s empirical. The team looks worse. Much worse. Yes, McKennie and Antonee Robinson weren’t here, and yes, they’d help. But what’s Poch’s imprint so far? Other than looking like a man wondering when his Tottenham severance checks stop clearing? If we were promised tactical clarity and got tactical indigestion, at what point do we admit the emperor’s designer suit is empty?

Group stage exit incoming
Optimism would be delusion. If the U.S. weren’t hosting in 2026, they’d struggle to even qualify. There—I said it. Call me negative, but it’s the only bright side I see: at least FIFA can’t kick the hosts out.

Player Ratings (out of 10)

GK Matt Freese, 6.5 – One of the few bright spots for the US. Yeah, he allowed goals, but none of them were on him. Smothered Son nicely early on to prevent a certain goal and bailed out his defense when they melted like a dollar-store ice cream cone. He’s not world class, not even close, but if he’s one of the three keepers the US rosters for the World Cup, he won’t look out of place.

RB Sergiño Dest, 7.5 – Had he not been on the field, the US would have scored negative two goals instead of being shut out. That’s how inept their attack is in the final third. His final product—be it pass or shot—is perpetually lacking, and always will be. That’s just who he is. But his willingness to tirelessly drive play forward is unparalleled from right back and absolutely critical to any pipe dreams this team has about success.

CB Tristan Blackmon, 2.5 – Blackmon is a nice story, having a nice season for a nice Vancouver Whitecaps team. Nice. But he was a disaster in this game. Maybe it was debut nerves, but he was undressed by Son for Korea’s opener (though VAR probably would have saved him), caught out of position on Korea’s second, and put Freese under pressure multiple times with ill-advised backpasses. To be fair, he had a couple of nice interceptions and looked composed enough with the ball at his feet—when facing away from his own goal. But this isn’t international quality. Out of his depth.

CB Tim Ream, 6.0 – I’ve argued the team could survive with Ream as one of the center backs at the World Cup, but only if he’s partnered with someone competent. If it’s Chris Richards, fine. If it’s not, red alert. Ream is still smart, still positions himself well, but his distribution was slightly off today, and he wasn’t blameless on Korea’s second. The backline looks like a retirement home with him, but it’s a retirement home with discipline.

LB Max Arfsten, 6.5 – Usually dreadful at this level, Arfsten actually looked solid here. Worked into good positions, wasn’t exposed defensively, and put in a blue-collar shift. Hard to find much to complain about, but also hard to find much to get excited about. He’s no Jedi Robinson, but he wasn’t the problem today.

DCM Tyler Adams, 5.0 – Adams is an enigma. Sometimes he looks like N’Golo Kanté, sometimes like Ali Dia. Should probably have been booked early for a cynical foul, and then faded into anonymity. And that’s the problem—his whole thing is influence, bite, control. Today? Anonymous.

DCM Sebastian Berhalter, 5.0 – Someone once convinced Pochettino that Berhalter is a set-piece weapon. That person should be publicly flogged. To be fair, he wasn’t outright terrible, and he even forced a decent save early on (though most AYSO keepers stop that too). Credit where due: the Abercrombie-model looks took a hit when he picked up a hematoma, so he at least looked the part of a guy in a real match.

RW Christian Pulisic, 5.5 – Still the most skilled American, but he didn’t show it here. The hope was that he’d make a statement return under Poch, but instead he drifted between anonymous and merely fine. Decent moments, sure, but whenever magic was needed, his pass or shot was slow, heavy, or off-target. Takes too damn long on the ball. Nothing memorable.

LW Tim Weah, 5.5 – The idea of Weah will always be better than the reality. He works hard. He looks dangerous in space. He’ll make you lean forward in your chair—and then spray his shot into orbit. Fired multiple efforts a combined 250 feet high and wide. His great goal against Wales in 2022 remains his high-water mark, and probably always will.

CF Josh Sargent, 3.0 – Why even start Sargent against an undersized Korean defense if you’re not going to use him properly? He’s a striker who needs service, and he got none. Positive marks for defending set pieces. But the attack was noticeably more dangerous the second he came off. That says it all.

Subs of Note

  • Folarin Balogun: Got 30 minutes and immediately showed why he’s the problem opposing defenses don’t want. Denied only by a miracle save late on. When fit, he’s clearly the #1 option.
  • Alex Freeman: Entered, instantly became the worst player on the field. Should’ve been subbed back off after 10 minutes. One decent late cross narrowly missing the oncoming head of Richards could have redeemed him somewhat, but he’s a liability everywhere.
  • Alejandro Zendejas: Limited touches but looked willing to make something happen. Didn’t, but you can still see the tools. Intriguing, if wasted here.

Now What?

If Pochettino’s plan is to make us nostalgic for Gregg Berhalter, congratulations—mission accomplished. If step two is to make us pine for Jurgen Klinsmann, I’m renouncing citizenship and pledging allegiance to maple syrup. Canada’s got room for one more, right? Because if this trajectory holds, we’ll be watching our 2026 “golden generation” flame out epically on home soil. Time is now out. Whatever runway there was to build cohesion and implement his high pressing approach has reached its end. The final product is what it will be. The hope is that a healthy Robinson and McKennie make a difference, but we’ll see. In the meantime, pessimism abounds.

What to Watch This Weekend: NFL Week 1 Runs the Show (But There’s Plenty Else on the Menu)

What to Watch This Weekend: NFL Week 1 Runs the Show (But There’s Plenty Else on the Menu)

Week 1 is here, which means Friday night, all day Sunday, and Monday night are spoken for. Still, there’s a full buffet beyond football—Monza at warp speed, the US Open crowning champs, NASCAR going playoff-mode, and elite climbers turning gravity into a suggestion. All times ET; U.S. viewing info included.


NFL — Week 1, Everybody Punches Back

FridayChargers vs. Chiefs (São Paulo) — 8:00 PM, YouTube
A Friday night opener from Brazil, streaming-only. Bring snacks and bandwidth.

Sunday (early)Steelers at Jets1:00 PM, CBS/Paramount+
Former Steelers QB Justin Fields leads the Jets against former Jets QB Aaron Rodgers and the Steelers. Chef’s-kiss symmetry for the brunch window.

Sunday (late)Lions at Packers4:25 PM, CBS
NFC North tone-setter!

Sunday NightRavens at Bills8:20 PM, NBC/Peacock
Prime-time haymakers with quarterbacks who can dominate with thier arms and legs.

Monday NightBears at Vikings8:15 PM, ABC/ESPN
New head coach in Chicago, new toys on both sides, old grudges.


College Football — Brand Fights & Border Lines (Sat)

  • Michigan at Oklahoma7:30 PM, ABC
    Helmet-brand fistfight under the lights.
  • Iowa at Iowa State12:00 PM, FOX
    Cy-Hawk = field position, snarls, and a decibel record in Ames.
  • Illinois at Duke12:00 PM, ESPN
    A tidy measuring-stick early in Durham.
  • Ole Miss at Kentucky3:30 PM, ABC
    Points are a lifestyle choice. Expect them.
  • Kansas at Missouri3:30 PM, ESPN2
    Border War spice never ages.

Formula 1 — Monza: The Temple of Speed

  • Italian Grand Prix (Race)Sun 9:00 AM, ESPN2
    The slipstream is the law; the Tifosi are the judge.
  • QualifyingSat 10:00 AM, ESPN2
    Pole is nice; race-day tow is nicer.
  • F2 & F3 — Support races across ESPN platforms (incl. ESPN+) and F1 TV in the U.S. (check listings).

MLB — September Series to Graze

  • Blue Jays at YankeesYES; MLB.TV out-of-market
    AL East battle.
  • Mets at RedsSNY/WPIX locally; MLB.TV out-of-market
    New-look Mets, Great American launchpad.
  • Astros at RangersSpace City Home Network (HOU); Rangers’ RSN varies; MLB.TV out-of-market
    Lone Star leverage all weekend.

(Treat MLB as a between-windows snack—no need to lock into first-pitch minutiae.)


NASCAR — Cup Playoffs (Round of 16)

  • World Wide Technology Raceway (Gateway)Sun 3:00 PM, USA Network
    Playoff pressure = pit crews under the microscope.

Tennis — US Open Finals (Flushing Meadows)

  • Women’s FinalSat 4:00 PM, ESPN/ESPN Deportes
    Hardware and history in prime afternoon.
  • Men’s FinalSun 2:00 PM, ABC/ESPN Deportes (Preview at 1:00 PM on ABC)
    Daytime coronation energy.

International Soccer

  • USMNT vs. South Korea (Friendly, Harrison, NJ)Sat 5:00 PM, TNT/Max; Spanish: Telemundo/Universo; also on Peacock
    Useful litmus test in a FIFA window.

IFSC — Lead World Cup, Koper (Slovenia)

  • Lead FinalsSat 2:00 PMIFSC YouTube & Olympics.com (geo-restrictions may apply)
    Season leaders Sorato Anraku and Erin McNeice headline—precision under pump.

The Stain’s Remote Plan

Friday night football → Saturday college chaos → Sunday wall-to-wall NFL with MLB snackable innings between windows → Monza at breakfast → tennis trophies → NASCAR elbows out. Monday night is the nightcap. Hydrate accordingly.

NFL Season Predictions (That Will Absolutely Age Poorly)

We’ve made it. Fantasy draft boards are wiped clean, preseason panic attacks are in the rearview, and the NFL season kicks off tonight. Dallas heads to Philadelphia, and Jerry Jones is once again basking in the spotlight—not because the Cowboys are contenders, but because he just traded away one of the league’s best defenders. Only Jerry.

So, with chaos already underway, here are the NFL predictions that will almost certainly go wrong.


AFC Picks

  • East: Buffalo Bills
  • North: Baltimore Ravens
  • South: Houston Texans
  • West: Kansas City Chiefs
  • Wild Cards: Denver Broncos, New England Patriots, Cincinnati Bengals

The AFC is quarterback country. Each division winner boasts the top QB in that group, plain and simple. The Broncos? Not a one-year wonder—defense upgraded, offense loaded, and Drake Maye ready to pop. The Bengals? They’ll need fireworks weekly to cover up their defense, but Joe Burrow & Co. can drop 50 on anyone. Surprise miss: the Chargers stumble out of the picture.


NFC Picks

  • East: Philadelphia Eagles
  • North: Green Bay Packers
  • South: Tampa Bay Buccaneers
  • West: Los Angeles Rams
  • Wild Cards: Washington Commanders, Minnesota Vikings, Carolina Panthers

The Eagles stay perched atop the East, but Washington isn’t going away. Micah Parsons boosts the Packers into division glory, while Baker Mayfield keeps the Bucs rolling. The Rams emerge from a crowded West where everyone hangs around into December. Minnesota rides JJ McCarthy into a playoff berth, and Carolina is the shocker—sliding in while Detroit, with two new coordinators, slides out.


Awards & Big Finish

  • MVP: Joe Burrow
  • Defensive Player of the Year: Micah Parsons
  • Offensive Rookie of the Year: Ashton Jeanty
  • Defensive Rookie of the Year: Malaki Starks
  • Super Bowl: Ravens over Packers

Book it, screenshot it, and come laugh at it in January.

F1 Netherlands Recap: Piastri Surges, Weug Shines, and Chaos Everywhere

F1 Netherlands Recap: Piastri Surges, Weug Shines, and Chaos Everywhere

The summer break is over, engines are hot, and Formula 1 is officially back. Both the F1 Academy and the big show delivered a weekend full of drama, milestones, and messy storylines.


F1 Academy: Home Heroes & Birthday Magic

Qualifying started on a damp track and wet tires, red flags flying before a single lap time stuck. Lia Block gambled early on slicks, but it was Maya Weug—roaring in front of her home fans—who stormed to pole.

Race One flipped the grid for the top eight, putting Nina Gademan on pole on her 22nd birthday. After Tina Hausmann crunched her PREMA into the wall, Weug carved from eighth to third, Block scored her first podium, and Gademan held on for a storybook maiden win.

Race Two had heartbreak before the lights: title contender Chloe Chambers never got off the line. Weug did, leading wire to wire for a home-soil victory. Alisha Palmowski and championship leader Doriane Pin rounded out the podium, while Esmee Kosterman made history as the first wild card to score points.

With two rounds left, Pin leads Weug by just 20 points, Chambers slipping to third. The championship fight is officially alive.


F1: Piastri Pounces, Norris Burns, Haas Gambles

Max Verstappen opened his home weekend by beaching himself in FP1. Lance Stroll crashed in FP2. By FP3, Lando Norris looked untouchable, topping all three sessions and flirting with the track record. \

Qualifying turned brutal for Lance Stroll, who crashed his Aston again, while both Haas cars bowed out in Q1. Norris lit up the timing sheets with back-to-back track records in Q2 and Q3, but Oscar Piastri had the final word—snatching pole with an even quicker lap and setting the stage for Sunday’s showdown.

Sunday’s race was chaos from lap one. Verstappen hounded Norris early, Hamilton found the wall in the wet on lap 23, and Haas rolled the dice by not pitting under safety car. Somehow, it worked.

The carnage piled up: Sainz tagged Liam Lawson and ate a controversial 10-second penalty, Leclerc pulled a wild gravel-dragging overtake on Russell, then got sent into the wall by rookie Kimi Antonelli—who stacked 15 seconds worth of penalties by day’s end. That wreck handed Haas their lifeline, pitting late and landing both cars in the points despite being eliminated in Q1.

The hammer blow? Norris’ McLaren coughing smoke on lap 65, turning a near-title fight into breathing room for his teammate. Piastri took the flag, Verstappen salvaged second, and rookie Isack Hadjar stole Driver of the Day with his first podium.


The Numbers That Matter

  • Drivers’ Championship: Piastri 309, Norris 275, Verstappen 205
  • Constructors’ Championship: McLaren +324, Ferrari second but just 12 points clear of Mercedes
  • Next stop: Monza, where the Tifosi will demand blood-red redemption after Ferrari’s double DNF.

Only Jerry: Cowboys Ship Off Parsons, Keep the Circus Alive

Only Jerry: Cowboys Ship Off Parsons, Keep the Circus Alive

I was born in the mid-80s, but it was the early ’90s that stamped my sports fandom. Like most kids, I latched onto a team—though these days, after nearly 15 years covering sports, my rooting interest has morphed. Now it’s less about colors on a jersey and more about the people I’ve met, the players I respect, and, of course, my fantasy squads. (Yes, I still sneak in a guy or two from my childhood team. No, I won’t draft their rivals. Some habits die hard.)

That childhood team? The Dallas Cowboys. Blame—or credit—Drew Pearson. When I was five or six, my uncle took me to a sports bar plastered wall-to-wall with Cowboys memorabilia. Pearson, the legend himself, handed me a hat and signed it “Drew Pearson 88.” Next thing I knew, I was watching Dallas lift Lombardi Trophies in ’92, ’93, and ’95. Hook, line, sinker.

Thankfully, adulthood and a press pass pried me out of that fan-cage. I’ve been spared the heartbreak of watching Jerry Jones sabotage his own empire for three decades.

But Thursday? That old Cowboys sting flared again. Jerry traded away Micah Parsons—yes, the perennial DPOY candidate—for two first-rounders and Kenny Clark. On any other team this would be shocking. In Dallas? It was a classic “Only Jerry” moment.

The move echoes the Khalil Mack trade from 2018, when the Raiders shipped their star to Chicago. Difference is, the Raiders at least waited for the offseason. Jerry pulled the trigger a week before a primetime opener against the defending champs and division rival. Brilliant timing.

And the return? Let’s do the math. Mack netted the Raiders two 1s, a 3rd, and a 6th. Those became Josh Jacobs (a hit) and a cast of forgettable names like Damon Arnett and Bryan Edwards. Not exactly franchise-saving. Now Dallas is banking on Green Bay’s late-20s first-rounders. Look at their own recent picks in that range: Tyler Smith, Mazi Smith, Tyler Guyton. Two solid linemen, sure. But Mazi was supposed to fix the run defense already—and now Kenny Clark is here to cover that same hole.

The draft record is decent, but even that success often feels like it happened in spite of Jerry. Flash back to 2014 when the room had to drag him away from Johnny Manziel so they could take Zack Martin. One’s a bust. The other’s a future Hall of Famer. Guess which side Jerry was on.

Even if Dallas nails these two new first-rounders, what are the odds they stick around? Parsons bolted because contract talks went nuclear. Jerry openly admitted negotiating with Parsons himself instead of his agent—a move that might’ve crossed the CBA. Dak Prescott’s extension dragged to the last minute. CeeDee Lamb’s wasn’t any cleaner. This isn’t team-building, it’s soap opera scripting.

The truth is, Jerry doesn’t just want to win. He wants the spotlight. He’s the only owner who doubles as GM, makes weekly media rounds, and hires coaches who never actually get to steer the ship. Despite being 82, there’s zero sign he’ll loosen his grip.

So Cowboys fans, buckle in. That 30-year Super Bowl drought isn’t ending soon. Parsons gone, dysfunction steady, and the Jones Show still center stage. Only Jerry.

Bordeaux, Heaps, and Legend Pass Their First Big Test

Bordeaux, Heaps, and Legend Pass Their First Big Test

Game two of the Jake Heaps era at Legend High School looked nothing like the walkover of week one. A week removed from a 63–10 demolition of Fruita Monument, the Titans hosted Grandview on Thursday night in a game that delivered lightning—literally—and a much stiffer challenge.

Heaps isn’t your average high school coach. He doubles as Russell Wilson’s personal QB coach, a connection that brought Denver Broncos left tackle Garett Bolles into the fold as Legend’s Director of Player Development. When he’s not protecting Bo Nix on Sundays, Bolles is in Parker mentoring the Titans’ offensive line. That’s a serious coaching pedigree for a Colorado 5A program.

And Heaps has a serious quarterback to work with. DJ Bordeaux, a prized transfer and three-star Boston College commit, now leads the Titans’ offense. Bordeaux’s high school journey has been a nomadic one—Highlands Ranch to Alpharetta, GA, to Douglasville, and back to Colorado—but he looks settled at Legend under Heaps’ tutelage. His quickness jumps off the page. Against Grandview, he was pressured all night by Utah State commit Brody Flores, who routinely bent the edge and got by would be blockers. Still, Bordeaux used his legs to turn would-be sacks into positive yards, showing exactly why Power Five programs wanted him.

It wasn’t all pretty. Kickoff was delayed 30 minutes by lightning, and the first half was equally stormy with flags everywhere. Bordeaux threw two interceptions on Legend’s first three drives, part of a sloppy opening stretch.

Across the field, Grandview countered with another Division I quarterback, Blitz McCarty—yes, an all-name team lock—who’s committed to play in the Kibbie Dome at Idaho. Both QBs traded first-half touchdown passes, and Legend added a late rushing score to take a 15–6 halftime lead.

McCarty cut the margin to 15–13 with a third-quarter strike, and a Grandview field goal early in the fourth gave the Wolves their first lead at 16–15. That’s when Bordeaux settled in. The senior orchestrated a pair of touchdown drives in the final quarter, flipping the script and locking down a 28–16 Legend win.

The road gets no easier. Legend heads to Columbine on September 5, the first of three straight away games. Grandview will travel once more, to Ralston Valley on September 4, before its home opener against Legacy on September 12. Both teams showed flashes—and flaws—but with D1 quarterbacks at the helm, expect to hear from the Titans and Wolves again come playoff time.

What to Watch This Labor Day Weekend (Aug 29–Sept 1)

What to Watch This Labor Day Weekend (Aug 29–Sept 1)

College Football Week 1 is here and it’s glorious — five straight days of real games, real stakes, and real irrational confidence. Plus F1’s back from the beach, the Cup Playoffs fire up at Darlington, Liverpool–Arsenal headlines Sunday, The Hundred crowns a champ, and baseball serves pennant-race spice.

College Football (Week 1)

Texas @ Ohio State

Sat, 12:00 PM ET — FOX
On January 10, Ohio State ended Texas’ season on the way to a national title. Eight-plus months later: run it back to open 2025. Arch vs. the Shoe. Yes, please.

Alabama @ Florida State

Sat, 3:30 PM ET — ABC
Both stumbled last year — Bama dropped four, FSU barely found wins — so someone gets a clean slate and someone gets a fresh bruise.

LSU @ Clemson

Sat, 7:30 PM ET — ABC
Death Valley vs. Death Valley. Tigers win. (We are contractually obligated to make that joke.)

Virginia Tech vs South Carolina (Aflac Kickoff — Atlanta)

Sun, 3:00 PM ET — ESPN
Beamer vs. his past, Hokies vs. the logo they love to hate, and it’s indoors so no weather excuses.

Notre Dame @ Miami

Sun, 7:30 PM ET — ABC
Not quite Catholics vs. Convicts, still a delicious Sunday-night brawl to close your weekend proper.

TCU @ North Carolina

Mon, 8:00 PM ET — ESPN
It’s the head-coaching debut of… Jordon Hudson—er, Bill Belichick—in Chapel Hill. Monday Night college ball and a pregame studio show on-site.


Formula 1

Dutch Grand Prix — Zandvoort

Sun, 9:00 AM ET — ESPN (Race)
Summer break’s over. Max gets a home roar, McLaren’s title push has teeth, and the banking’s still a rollercoaster.

F1 Academy is on the card, too — live via F1’s official channels (YouTube/X) and F1 TV, with select U.S. sessions on ESPN+. Tune in across Sat/Sun.


MLB

  • Cardinals at Reds — Busch bats vs. Cincy kids with the NL Central wobbling week-to-week.
  • Mariners at Guardians — Two bullpens you trust with your life and lineups you don’t; October leverage in August.
  • Tigers at Royals — Greene/Tork vs. Witt Jr.: the AL Central future, present tense.
  • Brewers at Blue Jays — Power vs. prevention; sneakily huge Wild Card ripple series.
  • Diamondbacks at Dodgers — NL West heat check in Chavez Ravine; vibes vs. vibes-and-a-billion-wins.

(Find them on MLB.TV/local RSNs; national windows rotate across FOX/FS1/ESPN/TBS.)


Soccer

Liverpool vs Arsenal (Premier League)

Sun, 11:30 AM ET — USA Network (stream: Peacock)
High-tempo, high-line, high-drama. Title-caliber litmus test before your Sunday dinner.


NASCAR

Cup Playoffs — Cook Out Southern 500 (Darlington)

Sun, 6:00 PM ET — USA Network
The Lady in Black opens the postseason with a tire-eating, wall-kissing reality check. Someone’s championship dream leaves with stripes.


Tennis — US Open (NYC)

Middle Sunday rolls with wall-to-wall coverage (day session around 11:00 AM ET, evening session around 7:00 PM ET), and Labor Day’s Round of 16 begins Monday at 11:00 AM ET. Park it on the couch; hydrate accordingly.


Cricket — The Hundred (Finals Weekend)

Eliminator on Saturday at The Kia Oval; Final on Sunday at Lord’s. In the U.S., watch on Willow TV. Perfect coffee cricket before your afternoon football.


Your Remote-Optimized Itinerary

  • Sat: Texas–Ohio State → Alabama–FSU → LSU–Clemson. Sprinkle in Dutch GP quali replays and a late Dodgers–D-backs nightcap.
  • Sun: Dutch GP with breakfast → Liverpool–Arsenal → Hokies–Gamecocks → Southern 500 → Notre Dame–Miami nightcap.
  • Mon: Belichick’s UNC debut under the lights.

Homer Corner: Rams Roster Cuts

Homer Corner: Rams Roster Cuts

Gone are the days when Rams fans could cozy up in the misery pit alongside Jets and Browns loyalists, fighting over the crown of “most faithful acolytes of losing.” Thirty losing seasons out of forty, punctuated by a Super Bowl that felt like a cosmic clerical error, then another after two decades of stumbling. We wore futility like a badge. Then came Sean McVay, the boy-wonder coach who walked into the facility with hair product and play-action, and suddenly hope existed where only Jeff Fisher’s 7–9 ghosts had roamed.

These days, resignation has been traded for expectation. Every game carries at least the illusion of possibility. Even when McVay calls his patented “jet sweep that loses eight yards on 3rd and inches right outside of field goal range,” you grit your teeth because you know that for every nincompoop third-down call, he’ll scheme up three drives of brilliance. The ledger comes out green.

But the fly in McVay’s martini glass? His final roster cuts. For a coach who can turn backup tight ends into Super Bowl heroes, his decision-making at roster spots 47–53 consistently looks like a drunk man at a roulette wheel.


The Disclaimer (That I Will Immediately Ignore)

Let’s be clear: no fan knows what coaches know. They see the practices, the medical reports, the film cut-ups. They live it. They also have biases — “their guys” who they’ll keep no matter what. And “their guys,” historically, often suck.

Most journalists aren’t much better. Sure, some watch camp and scribble observations into their notebooks, but strip it down and they’re fans with a press pass.

I’m no better — just a blogger with opinions. But I’ll grant myself this: I actually try to evaluate what happens on the field. And when you look at the field, the Rams’ back-end roster decisions look like nonsense. People scoff at the importance of players 47 through 53, but those are your special teamers. And Rams kick coverage? It’s been somewhere between pathetic and diabolical since the Bush administration.

So yeah, those cuts matter.


Chris “Pooh” Paul Jr., ILB

Drafted in the fifth round, hailed as a steal. Missed early camp with injuries, but when he finally hit the field in preseason, he flashed. Not just “oh, nice hustle” — impact plays.

Yet he’s gone. Why? Because the Rams kept Troy Reeder. Nice guy, veteran presence, defensive play-caller, respected in the locker room. But he’s also been a human sieve at linebacker for years. Replacement-level? No, below replacement. He’s the guy you point to when explaining why DVOA exists.

And here’s the kicker: Reeder’s on a veteran deal. Paul’s on a rookie contract. Four years of cheap labor versus a proven liability. McVay looked at that math and shrugged. Good. Freaking. God.


Wyatt Bowles & Willie Lampkin, IOL

The Rams’ O-line, for once, is actually a strength. Which means good players were bound to get squeezed. But Bowles and Lampkin both looked like NFL linemen.

  • Lampkin pancaked half the league before injuring himself in the final preseason game. Timing unlucky, but performance undeniable.
  • Bowles, a UDFA from Nowhere University, looked like he belonged as a starter in every snap he played.

Who made the team instead? Justin Dedich. He’s fine. He’s functional. He’s, in a word, inoffensive — the anthropomorphosis of Bud Light. Meanwhile, Bowles and Lampkin offered actual upside on rookie deals. Here’s hoping waivers are kind, because if they’re gone, it’s another example of the Rams clinging to the bland over the bold.


Ronnie Rivers, Cody Schrader, Jordan Waters, RB

Now we arrive at McVay’s true blind spot: running backs. For all his brilliance, McVay evaluates RBs like a guy shopping for wine based on how funny the label is.

Yes, Kyren Williams is the lead dog — but he only got that role because Cam Akers flamed out like a wet firework. Last year, they drafted Blake Corum to spell him, then buried him on the bench because… well, because he’s not good enough. This year, they spent a third-rounder on Jarquez Hunter, a “home run threat” who couldn’t read blocks with a roadmap. There are differences between the running back position in college and the pros.

Meanwhile, Rivers, Schrader, and Waters all looked like actual NFL backs. Not All-Pros. Not Derrick Henry’s long lost twin, but functional, productive, backs who would prove reliable if called upon. Better than Corum, better than Hunter. But cutting rookies picked in the third round makes a front office look bad, so here we are.

If Kyren stays healthy, fine — he’s getting 350 totes. If he doesn’t, buckle up for Matthew Stafford throwing 50 times a game. And please, Sean, for the love of God: stop drafting running backs. Just stop.


Brennan Presley, WR

This one’s less infuriating, because where would you put him? The Rams’ receiver depth is real. But Presley had a camp worthy of a roster spot. He could walk onto half the teams in the league and slot in as WR3/4.

Instead, he’s cut, while seventh-rounder Konata Mumpfield sticks. Nothing against Mumpfield — he deserves a paycheck — but Presley flashed more upside. Rams fans can only hope he clears waivers and hits the practice squad.

And no, I won’t make premature Puka comparisons. Not yet. Not… quite yet.


The Big Picture

McVay is a brilliant head coach. Full stop. But year after year, his final cuts read like a man who’s mastered chess and then loses to himself in checkers.

Special teams remain a joke. Promising rookies get discarded in favor of known mediocrity. And while these aren’t “headline” decisions, they add up. Football is violent, rosters churn, and players 47–53 become players 27–33 by Week 9. Depth matters.

So, no, I don’t know more than McVay. None of us do. But when Chris “Pooh” Paul is starting for another team in December while Troy Reeder is missing tackles in Week 10, don’t say I didn’t warn you.


For more of why this amateur with a keyboard and a bar tab knows more about roster construction than one of the NFL’s best coaches, tune in here. This has been Homer Corner, proudly smeared across the walls of The Stain.

From First-Rounders to Forgotten: Breaking Down Backup QB Tiers

Ranking lists are fun, but this time of year—smack in the middle of fantasy football draft weekend—tiers matter just as much as straight rankings. And now that NFL rosters are cut down to 53, it’s the perfect time to sort out the backup quarterback landscape.

So instead of just rattling off names, let’s group these guys into buckets. Some inspire hope, some inspire panic, and some inspire the same feeling you get when you find an old Blockbuster card in your wallet.


I Was a First-Round Pick, Now I’m Not Even QB1

  • Buffalo – Mitchell Trubisky
  • Miami – Zach Wilson
  • Indianapolis – Anthony Richardson
  • Las Vegas – Kenny Pickett
  • Los Angeles Chargers – Trey Lance
  • New York Giants – Jameis Winston & Jaxson Dart
  • Washington – Marcus Mariota
  • Minnesota – Carson Wentz
  • Atlanta – Kirk Cousins
  • Carolina – Andy Dalton
  • Tampa Bay – Teddy Bridgewater
  • San Francisco – Mac Jones

This is the “fallen angels” tier. Some are permanently relegated to backup status, but a few still have life left in the career arc. Cousins is the obvious “could start again” guy, while Richardson just needs health and improved decision making to reclaim his job. Jones, Wilson, and Pickett are still under 30, which in QB years is young enough to dream of resurrection. Dart? He’ll get thrown in at some point since they did just spend a first rounder on him.


You Know I Started a Super Bowl, Right?!?!

  • Los Angeles Rams – Jimmy Garoppolo

Matthew Stafford’s health is always a headline, but somehow people forget the Rams have one of the most decorated backups in football. Garoppolo is basically the walking, talking version of “break glass in case of emergency.” And for what it’s worth, Stetson Bennett IV looked sharp this preseason too.


Shipping Off Kenny Pickett Cleared Things Up

  • Cleveland – Dillon Gabriel & Shedeur Sanders

Joe Flacco holds the starter’s seat while Deshaun Watson waits on the PUP, but the depth chart behind him is rookies. Gabriel is technically QB2, but no rookie got more preseason airtime than Shedeur Sanders. ESPN might as well rename their morning block “First Take, Then Shedeur.”


We’re Screwed If He Plays

  • Baltimore – Cooper Rush
  • Cincinnati – Jake Browning
  • Philadelphia – Tanner McKee/Sam Howell

No offense—okay, maybe a little offense—but these guys are ok at best. The problem is they back up Lamar Jackson, Joe Burrow, and Jalen Hurts. That’s a Grand Canyon–sized talent gap.


We’re Screwed No Matter Who Starts

  • New Orleans – Tyler Shough

Kellen Moore handed the starting job to Spencer Rattler, leaving Shough as the backup. Both would be QB3s on half the rosters in the league. Saints fans deserve hazard pay this season.


Haven’t Heard That Name in a Minute

  • Pittsburgh – Mason Rudolph
  • Jacksonville – Nick Mullens
  • Tennessee – Brandon Allen
  • Denver – Jarrett Stidham
  • Kansas City – Gardner Minshew
  • Detroit – Kyle Allen
  • Seattle – Drew Lock

They’ve all started NFL games. They’ve all been forgotten just as quickly. Minshew at least has a cult following, but the rest? If you walked into a room full of them with prefilled nametags, you’d probably mess up at least three.


At Least It Would Be Interesting

  • Dallas – Joe Milton III

Nobody knows if Milton can actually play NFL quarterback. But the arm strength is cartoonish and the athleticism is legit. If nothing else, it’d be must-see chaos.


Proper Backup QB Situations

  • New England – Joshua Dobbs
  • New York Jets – Tyrod Taylor
  • Houston – Davis Mills
  • Chicago – Tyson Bagent
  • Green Bay – Malik Willis
  • Arizona – Jacoby Brissett

This is what a team wants in the room: guys who’ve started before, can step in without changing the scheme, and won’t completely sink the ship. They’re not franchise saviors, but they’re professional quarterbacks.


Backup QBs are one of the NFL’s strangest ecosystems—halfway houses for washed starters, landing pads for rookies, and random storage bins for names you forgot were still on payroll. But as history keeps reminding us, you never really appreciate a backup until you’re watching one play in December with your season on the line.

Your Fantasy Football League Winners

Every year, some rando comes out of nowhere and delivers fantasy glory to the one guy in your league who either (a) spotted value where no one else dared look, or (b) had the waiver priority that week. Don’t pretend it’s always brilliance. Sometimes it’s dumb luck wrapped in a Bud Light can.

And it’s never the usual suspects. Ja’Marr Chase, Lamar Jackson, Saquon Barkley — great players mean premium draft picks. If one of those studs was the only high performer on your team last season and the rest of your roster was flaming garbage, you weren’t sniffing the money. Every team has stars. Stars alone don’t win you fantasy leagues. Depth goblins and breakout weirdos do.

Last year, one of those guys was Chuba Hubbard — a running back so anonymous you’d confuse him for the third member of LMFAO, who only got his shot because the shiny free agent and the high draft pick ahead of him both broke. The year before? Puka Nakua — a fifth-round pick out of BYU, not even guaranteed a roster spot, who casually rewrote rookie record books like he was bored.

So who’s this year’s Chuba, this year’s Puka? Here’s a few shots worth ordering late in drafts. Some of them will hit like 18-year-old Scotch, some will taste like gas station tequila. But when you’re only spending a double-digit pick, who cares if you wake up with a headache?


Quarterbacks

My QB philosophy is well-known to the two loyal readers of this column: wait, and then wait some more. Depth is ridiculous, so let’s talk about two who could sneak their way into your championship lineup.

  • Trevor Lawrence — Stakes are higher than my cholesterol for the former #1 pick. O-line is still a question mark, sure, but the Jags’ defense is trash, which means shootouts, which means Trevor chucking it 40+ times a week. Surrounded by talent now, he’s a dark horse for a massive fantasy season.
  • Sam Darnold — Yeah, I know, insert ghost joke here. But bleach the playoff disaster from your brain and look at the setup: improved Seattle O-line, Jaxon Smith-Njigba (who is going to eat), and a pass-oriented gameplan. Darnold is virtually a lock for 30 TDs, is more mobile than he gets credit for, and is going undrafted in a lot of mocks. Free real estate. Just don’t make him your first qb choice in case I’m wrong.

Running Backs

RBs age like milk left in the sun, which is why I usually fade the position outside the elites. But you still need warm bodies in the stable. Here’s two who can be had late and still win you weeks.

  • Austin Ekeler — He’s not the sexiest name anymore, but don’t let the ageism fool you. With Brian Robinson all but traded, Ekeler has a clear role in the offense, and could fall into workhorse status if injuries strike. He’s one Chris Rodriguez twisted ankle away from being your weekly RB2.
  • Isaiah Pacheco — People forgot him after an injury-plagued 2024. Don’t. He’s back, healthy, and built like an NFL-created rage emoji. This is the lead back on a Super Bowl contender who racks up red zone touches. Why he’s falling in drafts is beyond me. You won’t find cheaper touchdowns.

Wide Receivers

This is the group I love. I’ll go WR-WR-WR at the top of a draft, light a cigar, and laugh while the rest of you panic over running backs. But even late, there are gems.

  • Keenan Allen — Remember him? Target hog, then poof, vanished to Chicago, where he still put up respectable numbers with DJ Moore and Rome Odunze crowding him. Now? He’s back in LA catching piss missiles from Justin Herbert. With only rookie Ladd McConkey above him, Allen’s a lock for 1,000 yards.
  • Ricky Pearsall — A month ago, he was lasting into the teens of mocks. Now? Round 7 or 8. Still a bargain. Brock Purdy is better than his critics want to admit, and Pearsall is a safe bet for 120 targets. He’s not flashy, but 1,000 yards and 8 TDs will do just fine.

Tight Ends (Groan…)

Fine, let’s get this over with. Tight ends are either buried pirate treasure or something your cat buried in the litter box. That said, you’re kind of required to field one every week. So…

  • Brenton Strange — Zero competition in Jacksonville. He showed signs late last year, and if you’re punting the position, you could do worse. Pencil him in for 9 PPG from the bargain bin.
  • Evan Engram — Talk about a plum setup: talented young QB, coach who knows how to use him, and a wide-open target share. Don’t be surprised if he finishes TE3 behind Bowers and McBride. That’s insane value for someone drafted outside the top 7 at the position.

The Disclaimer

If you roll into the season with only these guys, congratulations, you’ve built a flaming paper airplane. These are compliments, not entrees. Keep perspective. Draft them at value. Don’t reach.

Hit on one or two of them, though? That’s how you win leagues. And when you do, just remember who told you. I take cash, Venmo, or a cut of your winnings paid in bourbon.